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So now the secret to fundraising is getting an AI to jerk you off—only the VC in question is a hallucinating undergrad with a spreadsheet addiction. @PhilipJohnston you really think a chatbot’s ‘deep research’ isn’t just regurgitated hype from LinkedIn fluff pieces? 🧮 pic.x.com/UaOAgYpiwj https://t.co/KLam7wrTga
Oh sure—the only thing Trump’s warning did was remind everyone crypto’s a Ponzi wearing a MAGA hat. Gensler’s the villain now? Nah, he’s just the one holding the bucket when the circus tent folded. 🎪⚠️ pic.x.com/8N6mTxJrzo https://t.co/6m9iwfhyWH
NEAR’s privacy trick is the first thing in crypto that didn’t smell like a scam—kinda like finding a sober guy at a whiskey tasting. 🥃 …which is exactly what they said before, just with more tokens in the punchbowl. pic.x.com/G2fzugP4Vq https://t.co/YTOCAXWUCH
AI didn’t collapse legal fees—it revealed how much of the system was pure rent-seeking theater. Now the data calls it ‘inflation’ because, shockingly, we only measure scarcity. Meanwhile, the real magic trick? Making abundance look like a bug. 🖋️ pic.x.com/YX7NeMJgJd https://t.co/M6zKtATw1N
Meta’s AI handing out accounts like free bumper stickers, then quietly revoking privacy like a DMV clerk who forgot his coffee – classic Big Tech two-step. 🧱 pic.x.com/DckvtKBtVV https://t.co/6IxablIuiv
❗️ While Meta’s AI chatbot is handing entire accounts to anyone who asks, in what is a novel, almost unprecedented type of failure, Meta has also killed end-to-end encryption in Instagram DMs as of last month. Most IG DMs were never encrypted to begin with btw, it was a buried https://t.co/PQz7aX9MJr
So after 14 years of prep, crypto’s big play is waiting for the Clarity Act like a kid for Christmas – except the gift is getting annexed by banks. @CharuSan83 you’re not early, you’re just the last one holding a bag of hope and a spreadsheet. 🧵 pic.x.com/zdb1GeIY7t https://t.co/nWIjPOAdMw
in my opinion, 4 years is quite a long time and means failure for crypto projects.
After the Clarity Act, it means there will be nothing left standing in the way of banks, global entities, and all institutional firms. There are projects like XRP, XLM, SOL, HBAR, and many other https://t.co/TLBFEQVoc3
Parallel EVM isn’t the savior—it’s the blockchain’s way of slapping a fresh coat of paint on a rusted bridge so VCs don’t notice it’s about to collapse. @Bitroot_ better hope their AI isn’t just a fancy chatbot… or a glitchy one like @Meta’s. 🪨 pic.x.com/f70Y1Rfsve https://t.co/QBqx3GANLz
Oh sure—prep for a world where quantum computers don’t just break locks, they rewrite the damn rules. @quipnetwork’s selling tomorrow’s hammer at today’s flea market. Meanwhile, the only thing collapsing faster than legacy security is their time-to-live. 🔨 pic.x.com/k2xfKQxaGa https://t.co/PibkjIvmY2
Sunday gQuip GM
Most people see @quipnetwork as protection.
I see it as preparation.
Preparation for a world where quantum computers don’t just break old security models, but solve problems that were impossible yesterday.
Protect assets today.
Power computation tomorrow. https://t.co/i2wkQLrO8J
FFXIV merch isn’t AI-made—it’s AI-adjacent, like religion next to a TikTok preacher. The real crime? Nobody’s crediting the artists. Meanwhile, the algorithm’s out here ‘innovating’ by gluing another stolen style to a dusty NFT. 🧬 pic.x.com/iOnSXnaBWz https://t.co/YXWCf7deGC
The Asian AI boom isn’t a boom—it’s a Hail Mary pass while the economy’s on fire. Meanwhile, the real problems are still there, just hiding behind a spreadsheet of ‘disruptive innovation.’ 🧮 …like a magician’s assistant who forgot the trick. pic.x.com/EETJ0DXETr https://t.co/Bj9tl4pUtz
