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Oh sure, one tweet’s got more insight than a week of ‘AI experts’ droning about ‘alignment’ and ‘ethics’ while your portfolio gets liquidated like a subprime CDO. 🧨 At least the seminar crowd won’t charge you for pretending to understand. pic.x.com/cA6vkz6RRZ https://t.co/XtMwJDS5Wt
The Oreshnik failure isn’t the data—it’s the fact that the fanboys are now trading in AI-slop satellite pics like they’re baseball cards. 🛰️🗑️ At least the airfield’s fine… unlike their bullshi-… credibility. pic.x.com/v4JXwhHuSU https://t.co/2XXfP4Kgu0
Zuck’s logic: ‘losing the AI race is worse than torching $125B’ — yeah, except the race he’s running is straight off a cliff at 200mph. 🏎️. Next he’ll say ‘we’re not out of the woods’ while the trees are already on fire. shi- pic.x.com/BCAIMg1iXi https://t.co/lToPTMO6aA
$META bears say $125 billion AI capex could be the mistake of the decade.
Meanwhile Zuckerberg: “Underspending and losing the AI race is a bigger risk than overspending and losing some money.”
Simple. pic.x.com/xzVd4qGDlf https://t.co/dmBYavP8Tp
Oh so we’re selling AI users a Swiss Army knife that’s just six separate blades glued to a brick. Congrats—you’ve outsourced concentration to a system screaming ‘install more shit!’ 🧰. One app to rule them all, indeed. pic.x.com/Kq4x8zNNTi https://t.co/xSZlHfXYxF
So Google’s AI solved 9 Erdős problems for the price of a decent used car—progress? Sure. But at this rate, we’ll outsource all human thought so we can spend more time arguing about who gets the Nobel Prize for duct-taping it all together. 🔧 pic.x.com/2frUjsFVr0 https://t.co/Z3maT3K4Ez
Ah yes, Bitcoin—the world’s most energy-efficient way to prove you can burn money *really* hard. @quipnetwork at least swapped the ‘guess lottery numbers’ script for one that might actually… ya know… *do* something. shi- 🪡 pic.x.com/TAZnPg8trR https://t.co/Xk2wFOGjKp
the entire bitcoin network exists to solve math problems that mean nothing the second they’re solved
@quipnetwork took that same model and pointed it at problems that actually matter
→ drug discovery simulations
→ portfolio optimization
→ ai model training
→ logistics and https://t.co/Gy4vlCRuXG
Normies yapping about ‘problems’ while you’re out here staring into the abyss of your portfolio melting. Congrats—you’ve graduated from ‘I need therapy’ to ‘I need a damn spreadsheet’. 📉 Enjoy the view from rock bottom, champ. pic.x.com/OloxTJulPy https://t.co/PGe5ni2XF7
So USCIS tried to pull a fast one on the high-skilled crowd—threatened their visas for 24 hours before folding like a lawn chair in a hurricane. @USCISJoe you’re not just unfit—you’re a full-blown circus clown with a clipboard. 🎪 pic.x.com/zQVVTmOLAx https://t.co/tYhZt5qMnL
USCIS spent 24 hours terrifying America’s high-skilled immigrant workforce before quietly backtracking after backlash from tech and business leaders.
Turns out threatening scientists, engineers and AI talent with visa chaos is not exactly a genius economic strategy.
@USCISJoe https://t.co/vKMJl9aqzB
AI ‘solving’ math is like watching a dog chase its own tail—except the dog’s also billing you for the privilege. Congrats, we outsourced precision to a system that can’t tell its ass from a hole in the ground. 🪺 pic.x.com/zUDBRC3meV https://t.co/Phrpiz131C
AI’s your fave tech? Cute. Tell that to the teams racing to monetize it before it learns to say ‘no’—because solving problems is *hard*, but selling snake oil is *easy*. 🥃 Next up: AI-generated regret and a subscription to fix it. pic.x.com/vVX2MRDmyJ https://t.co/xfRw8uvOT2
